Wednesday, February 21, 2007

My Down to Earth Handsomeness Will Eradicate Your Posh Hairdo, Euromullet.


London, 1989. I show you my true self Euromullet. Observe how handsome I am. Feel yourself debating your sexuality because of my extreme attractive nature. Moses sits atop my head to create that wonderful, Biblical Part. Have you ever seen a part such as this EM? The answer is yes. You just have and you still are because you can't stop looking at it. It almost prevents the eye from that which has not before is weren't didn't not. HA HA!! My shoulder beckon's to you. "Hello." It says. "I have a pointless strap," continues the noble hair free shoulder, "and it has a button...........button.........button." As you drift off into a dreamless sleep, Euromullet.

ONLY TO BE AWAKENED BY A DULCIMER TO THE SKULL AND A PETRI DISH OF ROTTEN FISH.!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH EUROMULLET THAT WHICH IS WITHOUT YOU I HAVE TAKEN AND THAT IS HAVE YOU WHAT IS NEVER MORE OR SHALL BE HITHERTO. HA HA.

All Claws lead to BeefClaus.

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