Behold my latest edition of unyielding wrath, Euromullet. This device, piloted by ex-minor leauge hockey club linebacker turned gourmet sandwich chef, Guilphinead Rapinintstonistin, will propel you to doom Euromullet. Do you see that bag of trash on the rear wheel of its Anterior Pain Quadrant? Yes, you do. That's right Euromullet. See that trash. Fear it. For you will soon be near it. And smell it. It doesn't smell that bad, but if you poke around in it, it releases hellish aromas that will scare away even the most fierce dung beetle. So poke, Euromullet, poke. Poke the Anterior Pain Quadrant's Olfactory Release Mechanism Decoupling Device and feel the wrath of Guilphinead Rapinintstonistin. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
All Claws lead to BeefClaus.
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