Vote Fire Tomorrow

This is a friendly reminder from the staff here at Stumpy Henry (National Pyrodeism Representatives - NPR) to go out and vote tomorrow. And by vote I mean, vote only if you are going to vote for Franko E. Goldman (see picture) the Pyrodist candidate for president, otherwise stay at home.

Note: Franko Goldman will probably not be on the ballot, because most of the petitions to include his name on the ballot were lit on fire before they could reach state officials.