R.I.P. Thomas Ulysses Biddle

The staff here at Stumpy Henry would like to send our prayers and remorse to the family of Thomas Ulysses Biddle; better known to his friends as "Scoop". Thomas was a friend, a co-worker, an alcoholic, and a family man. He held his friends and family above all else, except maybe a nice bottle of Johnny Walker. Scoop, we will cherish those three sober hours we got to spend with you every day.

Thomas Ulysses Biddle (1969-2008)

Vote Fire Tomorrow

This is a friendly reminder from the staff here at Stumpy Henry (National Pyrodeism Representatives - NPR) to go out and vote tomorrow. And by vote I mean, vote only if you are going to vote for Franko E. Goldman (see picture) the Pyrodist candidate for president, otherwise stay at home.

Note: Franko Goldman will probably not be on the ballot, because most of the petitions to include his name on the ballot were lit on fire before they could reach state officials.

FUH!