Monday, June 30, 2008

Looking For a New God?... How about Fire!

To all those tired of that same old God who spits in your face and crushes your pathetic soul for his own amusement... may I suggest pyrodeism. That is right Pyro as in fire, and Deism as in worshiping an entity. In other words, you'll be worshiping a fire god. Sound cool doesn't it? Well jump on aboard, because there is nothing more fun than lighting shit on fire in the name of God. Arsonist?!?... more like persecuted for your religious beliefs.

...More details coming soon...

Friday, June 20, 2008


Summer Solstice (otherwise known to more ancient people as Super Happy Fun Orgy Day) is at 7:59 P.M. EDT today.

Like a Phoenix Stumpy Henry Returns!



Back after his exclusive three year tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the sub continent, Stumpy Henry has finally returned to the good ol’ U S of A. We here at the Stumpy Henry blog could not be happier. We were beginning to think that the long hours of meticulous animal sacrifices were all for not: