A NEW! study that has been released yesterday by the International Association for the Internationalization of International Nations reported that readers of the widely popular and critically acclaimed "Stumpy Henry & the Ethereal Stick Blog" have been reported to have been writing in passive tense for what may have been several hours this morning. Local police were arriving at the scene from beginning of today and up through and with wait until this is from before here. Onlookers were said to have been describing the scene from the previous sentence and become were horribly confused. The remainder of the readers may choose not to seek treatment for minor cuts and abrasions but are reccomended from a man with an envelope to go between instead of over them. The reason being that the spherical symmetry of an asymmetrical non-sphere is and was is not isn't not even is.
